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I hate blogging but want you to look at my web site

I think its pretty obvious that I am not a man of the printed word i feel like blogging is a new way for people to talk and I think we have enough ways as it is (cell phones, videos, paintings and good old fashion talking). I feel like we are creating all these new languages in a way where some people speak them better than others, like text messaging for example, before you had to speak Italian to your friend to trash talk some one in front of you but now, you can all be speaking english and text your friend about how stupid this guys face is and he has no idea. In the end all I am saying is I am still trying to figure out English so until that is good don’t expect me to have crazy blog about thoughts that I could just tell you in conversation. But please check my site out and what ever else I am doing,

love

Mark

Twittergongshow May 29th The Rivoli

My shows are updated so hopefully see you out there

don’t forget to check out www.twittergongshow.com

4th episode of Hashtag http://youtu.be/cERScA-Jvqo

Posted by markdebonis | May 9, 2012 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: Blog, comedy, funny, hate, Mark debonis, new, sad, sketch, stand up comedy, The Rivoli, twitter gong show, website | Leave A Comment »

Little Update

Hey everyone so here is a little up date on everything. My Shows list has been updated just click here, and also the Twitter Gong Show Site is up so you can watch the show live there. Here is the Teaser from the last show

Teaser Gong Show #4

Thanks and talk soon

Posted by markdebonis | April 15, 2012 | Categories: Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

This week in Calgary

I have been in Calgary now for 3 days and I have found out the secret to success, its time travel. I have decided that I am going to spend 1 month in Toronto set up all the work I have to do and than start traveling back in time. Calgary is 2 hours behind so that is an extra 2 hours of work, if I go back another 2 hours that 4 extra hours of work etc. I believe that if I tap into this properly I am on to something huge.

Also In the mall I saw a lady projectile vomit which was gross, a baby was staring at me and walked into a chair, and got into a fight with a waitress cause this was trying to tell me a sandwich nick name is “sammy” . All in all its been a good time, shows have been amazing thanks to Derek Sweet and James Moore both sold out shows. Tonight I am at Jupiter Lounge and Chris Gordons show. Thurs-Sat I am at Laugh Shop -

Next week in Toronto I am pumped to be part of The Most Races show on Earth April 14th Markam Theatre

Make sure you check out for updates to the Twitter Gong Show which is April 17th – cause we will be reviling the New web series “#HASHTAG” also the Twitter Gong Show official website that has all the update’s and you will be able to watch the show there, as well as video’s web series and a lot more…

Stay tuned for more updates and stupid thoughts, before I leave here is a line from a movie that i made up in my head:

OPen on a small town with old mentallty and the “town bully” is a 6 ft male with an attitude problem. Claude moves into the town and the “bully has a issue with this”

Claude is waiting in line and the bully Leonard cuts in front of him

CLAUDE

hey man I am sorry you just cut in front of me in this line

Leonard

you must not know who I am.

CLAUDE

you must be the town genius

everyone in the place starts “wooing”

END

Posted by markdebonis | April 4, 2012 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: Blog, calgary, cats, Comedian, comedy, Comedy Monday Night, derek sweet, diamondfield, dundas, dvd, eye, facebook, going to hell sundays, great canadian laugh off, GTH sundays, james moore, Just for Laughs, Laugh Shop, Mark debonis, Montreal, Most races show on earth, movie, MRSOE, New York, New York City, Pizza, stand up, toronto, Twitter, updates, word, youtube | Leave A Comment »

Mark’s Bully

So first things first, I beat up Mark. This is his bully Titus Galloway, and I’ve got some things to say.

As a professional bully and part time employee at The Gap, I have noticed that babies think that they are cooler than they actually are, like when I started and was getting 4 hrs a week, they put me in the baby gap (sounds gross I know) section and I see these babies rolling in on there stroller with a lean on, and I’m like baby please, do you know what I can do to you, and they are all like “oh I need these bell bottom jeans” and I am like baby what do you need bell bottom jeans for? and they are like none of your beeswax.

Well Mark is coming to so I have to go beat him up again, also he said something about he updated his website and there are new shows and info somewhere.

TITUS

Posted by markdebonis | March 26, 2012 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: baby gap, bathurst, bell bottom jeans, Blog, cats, Comedian, comedy, diamondfield, dundas, dvd, facebook, Mark debonis, material, Montreal, new website, New York, New York City, Pizza, stand up, toronto, Twitter, updates, youtube | Leave A Comment »

First Blog Of 12.

First of all what is a blog, its the year 12 and I have no idea what I am doing I came across this computer and a comedian named Mark DeBonis left some words on paper, here is what it said:

Dear World,

How have you been? I have been alright, just got passed the holidays and it was good for family and all but bad for comedy- There was no shows for a long time, and the ones I did were nothing to write home about. I understand the irony of this cause I am writing. The Twitter Gong show #3, was a mini success again, but more for the “behind the scenes” stuff a lot of kinks were taken care off, and January will be packed with shows, it started with a week long trip to New York City which was awesome and followed with opening for Tom Green and headlining all at the same time… I have left a list of dates for comedy shows I will be doing and will try to write to you more oftten Mark from the past,

I love you,

Mark “from the future” DeBonis

Posted by markdebonis | January 10, 2012 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: a lot dot, alt dot comedy, Blog, Comedian, diamondfield, dundas, dvd, eye, facebook, funny, great canadian laugh off, happy, love, Mark debonis, new website, New York, New York City, nw york city, Pizza, rivoli, stand up, toronto, Twitter, twitter gong show, updates, word, xm radio, youtube, yuk yuks | Leave A Comment »

Monthly Update.. Sorry Im Late

First thing my goals for the next year are..

Getting a website with a loading bar.
Doing Comedy Festivals that give you Jackets
Learn how to read Scripts and what things mean in them

Hey 1 person hope you enjoy this post, this month has been action packed. Started off with a move back downtown, so its good to be back in action. That was followed by an awesome show at Massy Hall with host Jon Dore, the Doo Wops Carla Collins and Headliner Mike MacDonald.. All in all it was an awesome show. Than there is a couple one off shows I will be doing. The newest addition to my career was also made this month when I booked my first movie role, as principle character. Now for people who are like me and know nothing about movies. Its not as a principle its like 5th string or something I am not actually sure what it means, but I got lines and there is 2 days of filming. The only catch was I had to dye my hair so I lost my grey hairs and now have some brown/black thing going on which will last until I cut it out. As for my other goals I have not reached them yet, I have learned that patience is huge in this business so I am in no rush to get a web site with a loading bar. But as for the festivals I do love jackets.

There is probably more stuff going on but i cant remember so check out the new show posting on my website and hopefully see you soon.

Check out my show this month at The Underground Comedy Club (Clandestiny)

Mark DeBonis’ Back Burner Ramblings

This Month with

Ian Gordan

Chris Locke

Special Guest: Nick Flanagan

Thanks People and see you soon

Posted by markdebonis | October 10, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

Twitter Gong show Success!!!

Hey everyone, so this is my monthly have assed update- so too start off we did the twitter gong show and it ended up being awesome. pretty much sold out and everyone had a good time between live tweets and the acts on stage- i think it actually worked out too a certain point. The whole show ran off “winging it” cause we also had no idea what was going on but its safe too say there will be another run hopefully alot smoother.

In other news I went to Montreal for awhile and ended doing a good run of shows which is always a fun time but this time was the first show i was booked on as a feature and it was the “BadFellas” show was was Massimo, Guido Cocomelle and Me. The show ended also being awesome and we are looking to cut a demo and take this show on the road- Its a show with Italians but little to know Italian material, so i am pretty pumped about seeing how this pans out.

Either and that, there is a bunch of shows coming up in September I am looking forward too and co-producing two of them so hopefully see you out there and stay tuned for updates on new shows, clips and other stuff.

thanks

mark

Posted by markdebonis | August 31, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: altdot comedy, badfellas, Blog, Comedian, comedy, comedy nest, comedy works, diamondfield, Garrett Jamison, gong, goodfellas, great canadian laugh off, guido cocomella, italian, Just for Laughs, laughs, love, Mark debonis, massimo, Matt O'Brien, Montreal, new website, Rob Bebenek, sketch Com Lounge, The Rivoli, toronto, Twitter | Leave A Comment »

JFL (Just for Laughs)- New show updates

Last week I was in the Just for Laughs fest, and took part in the Home Grown Competition and placed runner up meaning i got 2 more shows out of it. It was a good experience and i had a really fun time. Dave Merheje won (here is a pic after the show)

we actually were happy just dont take good pics.

It was an amazing line up and was over all an amazing show- I just want to say thanks for everyone who took part and helped out-

I will be in Montreal for another 2 weeks doing the clubs, more updates to come.

also check out the new shows there is updates for my upcoming gigs and here is the link for teh “twitter Gong Show” on send us your talent

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Just For Laughs

Thanks

Mark

Posted by markdebonis | August 3, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: Blog, Comedian, dave Merheje, diamondfield, dundas, dvd, facebook, great canadian laugh off, Just for Laughs, Mark debonis, Montreal, new website, New York, Pizza, stand up, word, youtube, yuk yuks | Leave A Comment »

2 posts 1 month!!– New show ” Twitter Gong Show”

Hey guys I know how crazy this is but i am just letting you know that i am starting a new show, its a TWITTER GONG SHOW, its pretty straight forward- The act is on stage and there is a live twitter feed to decide when they get gonged- I will be hosting and there will be 3 Judges Matt O’Brien- Garrett Jamison– Rob Bebenek. There will be more updates soon but for now follow us on twitter at Twitter Gong show so you can be apart of the gonging– if interested in being on our first show email us at twittergongshow@gmail.com— more info at Twitter Gong show Kind of Official Page. Thanks Mark

Posted by markdebonis | July 12, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: Blog, Comedian, comedy, diamondfield, dvd, eye, facebook, Garrett Jamison, Gong Show, great canadian laugh off, Mark debonis, Matt O'Brien, new website, New York, Pizza, power lunch, Rob Bebenek, stand up, The Rivoli, toronto, Twitter, updates, word, youtube, yuk yuks | Leave A Comment »

My once a month blog are you pumped..

Hey so i realized i only do this once a month, only when i update my shows so ya there is not much i gotta say just this week I will be on XM radio with Ben Miner, check that out AND the Laugh Off will air Saturday I believe, not sure what time sorry. So check out the show listing and also click this link to more details about shows that I will be producing this month

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=227150610639325

thanks cowboys and aliwomen

Posted by markdebonis | June 27, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: Ben Miner, Blog, Comedian, comedy, diamondfield, dundas, dvd, love, Mark debonis, New York, news, power lunch, tour, updates, word, xm radio, youtube, yuk yuks | Leave A Comment »

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